We don't watch tv.
We don't even have tv.
We have A tv, but it's only to watch movies on.
But there is ONE show that I watch online.
It's a terrible show.
Skyler says when we have a daughter, I can't watch it anymore.
I totally get it, it's an awful show.
But I'm addicted.
I think part of why I love it so much is that I got in a habit of watching it every Monday night with my mom about 5 years ago when I was living at home.
It was our "girl's night".
We'd snuggle up on the couch (often with ice cream) and watch the
trashy show together.
It's super "dramatic".
It's so NOT reality.
It's really a terrible show, when it boils down to it.
Yet, I can't help but love watching it.
But, you guys.
I found something EVEN better than watching it.
It's a blog.
A GUY who watches the show and does recaps every week.
And this guy is HYSTERICAL.
I'm not even kidding a little bit.
I am always busting a gut while reading his blog (every Wednesday).
Enough that Skyler always knows and asks "that guy's blog?"
I used to read Ashley Spivey's blog recaps every week.
Remember her from Brad's season?
She's cute and spunky and always had really funny blog posts.
This season she decided to take a break from recaps and she pointed all of us readers in the direction of several other bloggers that do recaps.
One of them being this guy.
I didn't even bother to check out the others'.
This one was satisfying enough.
Check it out.
He makes me laugh because he says things like this:
"Tierra says, “my heart is racing that I’m with Sean,” and that’s not a complete sentence."
"Sean talks about how AshLee, the girl who was adopted (and we are supposed to talk about it), has said a lot of times that she loves him, followed by her saying that she is on an island with the love of her life within 45 seconds of the beginning of her segment.
I finally realize that she’s basically just Stacey from Wayne’s World."
Read back through Sean's entire season.
And then go back and read through Emily's.
And then come back and thank me for showing you the best treasure ever.
I'll warn you - the guy is a little crude.
But, when you're recapping a trashy show, you can't NOT be crude, really.
Happy reading, happy laughing. :)
Someone else please tell me you watch this trashy show?
I just can't seem to turn away from it.